One Way (Or Another) - BBC Sherlock, Explicit.

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One Way (or Another) (3451 words) by 1electricpirate
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: Sherlock (TV)
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Additional Tags: Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Come At Once, Frottage, Anal Sex, Bonus porn of dubious quality!
Summary:

Or, 'The Playbook of Sherlock Holmes.'

Desperate and at the end of his tether, Sherlock unwittingly tries the naked man – and it turns out John is even more of an idiot than originally suspected.

Thanks xfdryad for the prompt! (Though I've had Blondie stuck in my head all day and lost my gym bag on the tram due to plotting porn, and it is definitely your fault. :P )