round 5: round up

[mistyzeo.livejournal.com]

Great work guys, we made it just before Easter! Now you can take your long weekend to catch up on any of the fics you missed.

If you have an Archive of Our Own account, please feel free to add your story (if you haven't already) to our AO3 Collection. If you started something for a prompt and didn't get to finish, feel free to finish it and post it starting now, or just post it as is. The amnesty period is indefinite.

Stories are below the cut! Enjoy!

(All fanworks are of an adult nature. Please check tags and warnings at each link.)

Title: Sweet Petals
Author: 6napoleons
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: John Watson
Prompt: That just sort of happened.
Summary: Sex pollen PWP, I ain't even sorry.


Title: Right Where He Wanted Him
Author: angelus2hot
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: You Are What You Eat
Summary: John innocently eats a banana... or does he?


Title: Displacement: Or, A Watery Problem Solved.
Author: ariadnes_string
'Verse: 2009 Ritchie
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: There ain't room for the two of us.
Summary: Watson put the whiskey glass on floor beside him, and leant his head back against the tub, enjoying the silence. No rapid-fire questions, no dizzying leaps of logic: peace.

It did not last.


Title: Coated
Author: batik96
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Something's different this time.
Summary: There is John. There is Sherlock. There are coats. Lots of coats. And smut.


Title: The Touch Of Their Lips Was a Shock Not A Kiss
Author: burnin_up_a_sun
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: With the touch of your lips, it's a shock not a kiss
Summary: because porn. Why not. There's a dance club. There's a bathroom. Yum


Title: The Lord of Ice and Snow
Author: cleflink
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: "Just because there's a little snow on the roof..."
Summary: In order to convince the Lord of Ice and Snow to let winter come to an end, the people of Monatis have arranged a sacrifice. His name is John.


Title: I Never Knew
Author: colebaltblue
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: I never knew.
Summary: Sherlock Holmes's profession is to Know others. But when it comes to himself?


Title: Don't Say I Didn't Warn You
Author: earlgreytea68
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: "Don't say I didn't warn you"
Summary: Being adventurous is a good thing.


Title: Untitled
Artist: fictionforlife
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: you really need to label this stuff more carefully


Title: The Stars of CCTV
Author: flawedamythyst
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: You can't do that on television
Summary: Sherlock decides to make a point to Mycroft, by having sex with John.


Title: Something Borrowed
Author: fleetwood_mouse
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: safecracking
Summary: John's stag night didn'tactually turn out that way, but Sherlock can still see it so very clearly.


Title: Fire Melts Ice.
Author: flubber2kool
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Prompt: Fire and ice.
Summary: In real life Fire always melts ice. In this story Gregory Lestrade (Fire) manages to get under the armour of Mycroft Holmes (Ice) and melts his heart. Sexy times ensue.


Title: Viscous Fluid
Author: fluttershy
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: “Oh no. You're not doing that again.”
Summary: A little fun on a crime scene never hurt anyone...


Title: It only goes up from there
Author: hiddenlacuna
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, John Watson/OFC, Sherlock Holmes/Violin
Prompt: "I didn't know it was on fire."
Summary: Can it really be the best sex you've ever had if you don't establish a baseline for comparison?


Title: The Snow Prince
Author: jaune_chat
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: “It's damned cold outside.”
Summary: A midwinter tryst brings its own heat.


Title: No Sex. No Kissing. And Absolutely No Romance.
Author: kedgeree11
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: The waiting is the hardest part.
Summary: It's Valentine's Day, which is just another day, right? There is absolutely no need for sex or kissing or romance on this particular day. In fact, John and Sherlock have a bet on. John can resist Sherlock for the day. And Sherlock can resist John. Neither one needs sex or kissing or romance. Neither one will give in first.


Title: Darkness
Author: kestrel337
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: "Got a long list of ex-lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane."
Summary: Darkness allows Sherlock to see even more.


Title: That's An Order
Author: kizzia
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: "I want to hear you say it"
Summary: Something John says reminds Sherlock of a desire he'd thought long forgotten.


Title: Ready or Not!
Author: knowmefirst
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: I could do with a baseball bat and a stiff drink.
Summary: Some times dreams can feel so real .


Title: Shades of Red
Author: ladyredcrest
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade/John Watson
Prompt: my favourite shade of red
Summary: John has put himself in danger yet again. Sherlock and Greg aren't happy about it.


Title: A Note on the Door if You Would Kindly...
Author: lilithisbitter
'Verse: Elementary
Pairing: Jamie Moriarty/Victoria Trevor/Joan Watson
Prompt: Caught in the Act.
Summary: This is the story of Joan Watson's final problem and why she didn't mind.


Title: Sherlock and John Give Greg a Heart Attack (or Greg Should Not Be Surprised)
Author: lordstarfish
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade/John Watson
Prompt: You've ruined my favorite shirt.


Title: More Than That
Author: luvsev
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Prompt: This isn't what it looks like
Summary: A scrap of lingerie spawns ideas.


Title: Fingertips
Author: masked_alias
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.


Title: White Glove Treatment
Author: mazarin221b
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: white gloves
Summary: “I’m nervous about this, Sherlock. I won’t say I’m not. I won’t fight you, and I won’t force you. If you want this, I expect complete and total obedience to everything I’m telling you, and you to submit of your own free will. If you so much as twitch in a way that shows you aren’t behaving yourself, I’ll stop. Immediately. Understood?”

"Yes, John."


Title: The Silence in Between
Author: meredydd
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Things we wish we could say
Summary: When two stubborn people are in love, it's the silences between words that are loud.


Title: Indigo
Author: mildred_bobbin
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Alchemy.
Summary: John’s master has been frustrated of late, finally John knows why.


Title: Prone to Wander
Author: missoj
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: "the mind tends to wander."
Summary: "So this is what it's like," he thinks. "To see and not quantify, to hear and not record."


Title: Say My Name
Author: mistyzeo
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: "Say my name."
Summary: John Watson, my dear partner, faithful friend, eternal confidante, and enthusiastic lover, is the quietest man in bed I have ever known.


Title: Better Than None
Author: morelindo
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: wishful thinking
Summary: Holmes returns from the dead after three years, Watson has better things to do than faint.


Title: Feel
Author: nathaniel_hp
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: finally seeing the light
Summary: John fails at deducing, again. The results are positive, nonetheless.


Title: Bedtime Stories
Author: nox_candida
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson, John Watson/Mary Morstan, John Watson/Other, John Watson/Sherlock Holmes/Mary Morstan
Prompt: Exit, pursued by a bear.'
Summary: It's Watson's birthday and Holmes and Mary ask for a story. Watson tells them about the time he fought a bear.


Title: the things we know (no one else knows)
Author: obsessionality
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.


Title: In Plain Sight
Author: obstinatrix
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Eager, are we?


Title: Not Fade Away
Author: paperclipbitch
'Verse: 2009 Ritchie
Pairing: Mary Morstan/John Watson
Prompt: Good morrow, friends, Saint Valentine is past.
Summary: Post Game of Shadows. Their marriage begins with a piece missing.


Title: Fifty Shillings
Author: saki101
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: "closer to the ground".
Summary: Holmes’s hand closed about my wrist, one finger sliding over my skin beneath my cuff. In the dark, the touch was somehow loud and definitely distracting. He tugged. Thus linked, we went on.


Title: To the Victor Belong the Spoils
Author: snarryfool
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Surrender.
Summary: “You give me tasks,” Sherlock says.
"Mm-hm."
“With the object of forcing me to lose my composure.”
"Yep."


Title: The Ties That Bind
Author: swissmarg
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: suit and tie
Summary: Sherlock and John enjoy a few moments together before their wedding.


Title: A Rock and a Hard Place
Author: tazlet
'Verse: Elementary
Pairing: Tommy Gregson/Sherlock Holmes
Prompt: "Well, that was harder than it should be."
Summary: Holmes has gone missing on a case; Gregson has feelings when he’s found.


Title: Lover's Knot
Author: tweedisgood
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Too good to be true.
Summary: Somewhat more humour and romance than porn – well, it is Valentine’s Day, after all.


Title: What You Really Want
Author: type40detective
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Prompt: What do you really want?
Summary: When the moment come, Sherlock has to decide between two paths, two desires.


Title: If At First
Author: unovis
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Prompt: "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again."
Summary: The first time Lestrade touched Sherlock might have been right. Then again, possibly not.


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Title: Bedknobs and Broomsticks, or: Sherlock Holmes Discovers Sex
Author: vaysh
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Bedknobs and broomsticks.
Summary: It is the summer of 1894. Sherlock Holmes is back from his travels (aka The Great Hiatus), a changed man. John Watson has changed as well – physically, too. Now, Sherlock can't stop looking. One Friday evening, John just about had enough.


Title: Not in Front of the Bees
Artist: vernets
'Verse: ACD Canon
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Objection.


Title: Command and Conquer
Author: voxangelus
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Mycroft Holmes/Greg Lestrade
Prompt: You've changed your hair.
Summary: Mycroft shows Greg that grey hair is very sexy indeed.


Title: Belt-Fed Cock
Author: vulgarweed
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Retribution.
Summary: Some babies are born with hair, or with teeth. Some with a caul, some with a tail. Sherlock Holmes was born with an olive drab bandana in his right pocket.


Title: Until Sherlock
Author: writcraft
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: Sometimes you need a few drinks
Summary: A couple of drinks give Sherlock the courage to say what needs to be said, and the wheels of a new romance and a journey of mutual exploration are set in motion.


Title: swept up in the moonlight
Author: x_disturbed_x
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Irene Adler/Molly Hooper
Prompt: "and the moonbeams kiss the sea"
Summary: The reason this was so different was that Irene had whisked her out of London and to another country no less. Molly could only manage a smidgen of anger because of how beautiful the view was.


Title: Delphi
Author: xfdryad
'Verse: BBC
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Prompt: In my defense, it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Summary: "You've been reassigned."



Big thanks to swissmarg for keeping us on track, and all of you for playing along!

Comments

[batik96.livejournal.com]

What an awesome collection of fic! This was my first challenge — and it was a challenge — but fun! I love seeing what everyone was able to produce (and how much!) in such a short time period.

Thanks to all for sharing, and to mistyzeo and swissmarg for organizing it.

[jagnikjen.livejournal.com]

I didn't participate this round, but was definitely awed once again by the fantastic works that came about.

Thanks!

[ancientreader]

Flowers and chocolate and general fizziness to you both for your hard work. I had even more fun this time than I did on the previous round (my first), and I'm looking forward to the next (I hope!).

[kedgeree11.livejournal.com]

Thank you! I had fun and I'm looking forward to catching up on the fics I didn't get a chance to read yet. :)

[saki101.livejournal.com]

Thank you for another great round!

[lilithisbitter.livejournal.com]

This was a great fic fest and I'm glad as always to have joined in.

[swissmarg]

Awesome! Thank you for getting this list together so quickly.

Congratulations to everyone for finishing, and I'm already looking forward to the next round!